Loretta Lynch Just Got the Phone Call She Was Fearing — It’s Happening

Former Obama Attorney General of his Injustice Department may have just shot herself in her foot, narrowly missing a bulbous cankle.

The Hill reports that in her sloppy rush to conceal Hillary Clinton’s criminal use of a private email server used to shoot classified documents all over the webosphere, Loretta Lynch operated under the assumption that the government was one of a full banana republic and felt free to tell disgraced FBI Director James Comey to term any investigation a “matter”.

Her carefree soft tyrannicism has pricked up the ears of Senate Republicans, even effeminate Lindsey Graham.

“’The accusations now that … the current and former attorney general were political — that has nothing to do with Russia as much as it has to do with how the Department of Justice is being run,’ he said. ‘I want to find out all about that.’”

Such a peak into the revolting sausage making process of the Obama criminal enterprise is sure to doom Lynch to a fate respective of her last name and blow the lid off of the den of iniquity that was Barack’s DOJ.